Let’s see if you can make it through the entire post without making some sort of irritated gesture.
1. When walls just don’t line up like they should.
2. How about when the lights are just wrong.
3. When you go to grab a towel that was meant to dry your wet hands and your wet hands make the towel fall apart.
4. Bread that could care less about your butter.
5. A bagel that has suffered from lacerations.
6. How about that switch.
7. Erasers only have one job to do!
8. And those binder rings who also only have one purpose.
9. The feeling like something wet is crawling up your sleeve.
10. There is something wrong with this pattern.
11. This park bench that wants to give you a hard time.
12. This toaster sucks.
13. This ridiculous packaging.
14. That horrible sensation when pressing up against cold porcelain.
15. Some children.
16. And some parents.
17. Puppies that just couldn’t help themselves to ruin a perfect photo.
18. This idiotic move.
19. The notorious wet spoon in the sugar.
Are you getting a little irritated yet?
20. Slightly crooked toilet seats.
21. Soft bread with really hard, not easy to spread butter.
22. The people who (a) decided they needed five paper towel dispensers and (b) implemented their shitty idea in the worst way possible.
23. I hope you can reach that.
24. This poor donut lost its sense of worth.
25. These people need to deal with their unread messages.
26. This is an absolute disaster.
27. Those cheap crappy Apple chargers.
28. This one cannot be fixed.
29. How about when the knife handle falls into the food?
30. This makes my hair on my neck stand up!
31. These rainbow bowls that ended up being the worst.
32. The crazy person who did this.
33. The poor citizenship.
34. This is stupid logic.
35. Low pressure, weak drinking fountains.
36. Scissors that cannot be open without scissors.