We have all heard of folks who do drastic things upon a break-up. Some gals get boob jobs – some guys might get a Prince Albert. But cutting off The Member? Who does that?
A Macedonian man committed to the inconceivable after his girlfriend informed him that his Penis was not participating as anticipated. In a word, she said “he” was “useless.” Ouch.
Twenty-two year old Oliver Ilic from Kocani in eastern Macedonia reached local law enforcement after cutting himself with a razor blade.
(Let’s just pause here and entertain what possible thoughts ran through the minds of the policemen as they arrived on the scene.)
Trying to keep a straight face, “What seems to be the problem sir?”
Oliver reports that he cut himself after his girlfriend said that his penis was too small to satisfy her in bed.
Law enforcement successfully located the appendage along with the weapon of choice in his home.
One single chop and there was full separation.
Multiple attempts were made to reattach the organ. A five-hour operation commenced afterward and with success – however, doctors cannot guarantee it will perform as it once did.