Your day has finally arrived – you either longed for a tattoo since you were eight or you have now had one too many and are making a permanent decision on the fly. And so you go to the tattoo parlor of choice (or just convenience – you won’t remember tomorrow anyway) and peruse album after album of catalogued moments of the lives that blazed the trail before you arrived. You finally commit to the design, the size and most importantly the location. You’re all psyched up and then remember that you didn’t select a font – another detail that can make or break what will not just be a moment in life, but a memory for life. Ok, you’re all set and the artist nods his or her head and then gives you a wink. Seems pretty simple, right? Word to the wise…might wanna check and double-check their work or bring a friend who knows what you want, or, in the case of these unfortunate souls you are about to meet – at least someone who knows how to spell. Take a look – hope this does not happen to you!
Too bad I can’t say the same for this tattoo
I hope he’s not talking about his farts…
Like clean socks
Ah – the measure of success…
Not sure angels could catch up with this one!
And just before that…spell check!
First Corinthians Book One
Too much fun in Wonderland…
And you’re never fully a grown-up without knowing proper grammar
Nope, sorry this one will never get better
Looks like you’ll certainly need it!
Including a flawed tattoo
Good thing God C-R-eates and, it was probably the Infa-NTR-y.
On the left, how he looked before getting the tattoo – and how he looked afterward on the right. Gemini.
Yeap – daydreaming during grammar class again…
Why you shouldn’t share your drink with your tattoo artist. I mean really?
Sorry, you are going to get a lot of repeats
Very loving indeed…
As well as correct verb tenses and uses of apostrophes
I’ll put money on the table that I’m better at least one thing…
Right – so yesterday, spelling didn’t matter…but it does today so now what?
Nothing a sharpie can’t fix
Seems like she might have been on something else when this happened
Just give enough space for yourself next time
Well, we are sure you are able to make a better choice next time
Rarely are there Bosom Buddies with this much commitment nowadays
You can show as many middle fingers as often as you like – nothing can take away that ‘B’ bro…
Not just once…but twice!
Just old enough to do something dumb
Not sure where to even start with this one – what’s up with the table back there??
Sorry – Pretty sure this one’s permanent
Nice recovery!
You just want to have a good one – not a misspelled one!
I’ve heard of “go live” – “be live” is new!
Sometimes it’s just better to draw a picture
Who’s Gad?
Tragic indeed
Must be an athlete
With this tattoo, how could she ever be boring?
And even if you know where you are going – hopefully you can read and write when you get there
And pretend we don’t see the glaring error?
What’s on her “To Do” list
Too bad!
Skipping grammar class again?
A+ on Marketing – F on Spelling
He even says it with a smile!
Jesus loves you too – even if your grammar is incorrect
It’s an easy fix princess…one little apostrophe
Here’s where the thumbs might have helped!
Leia would kill if she knew you misspelled that!
Nope – none at all!
You will need both!
Especially when they dream about correct spelling!
One more reason to write out the design BEFORE the artist starts
And He will – we will try to refrain from doing so while you are with us
Yeah, I broke up with someone named “Reme” too
I hope it’s not a wall!
Well, “FML” will likely be his next tattoo – hopefully they spell that right!
Another thumbs case – don’t leave ‘em out dude!
Yes, we are awed by you…
